FUCK Gaspar Gomez and FUCK the FUCKING Diaz Brothers. FUCK ‘em all.

I mean, I may be a loser alcoholic moron, but “legendarily dirty player”?

Rootbeer is a trash drink.

It’s ok to be wrong.

A fair point. My reply is from over a year ago, and I think my point may have been, “if your parents or grandparents (or whatever) can help subsidize a portion of the cost, then it could be a decent gift.” I can assure you my username has nothing to do with my modest upbringing in Brattleboro, VT. However my…

In a perfect world, yes. If you work in a casual setting where jeans-wearing is acceptable everyday, I disagree with you. I’m not a big, fat, smelly, sweater, but I do run a little warmer than most folks – and sitting on my ass in front of computer in the same chair (farting, sweating, etc.) for 8 hours a day, 5 days…

Doug is in clear violation of the 2 main rules governing nicknames...

What I find more perplexing is that the clock operator is “a local hired on a game-by-game basis.” I (wrongly) assumed the league would have enough sense to avoid potentially biased (home-team oriented) officials and put them in charge of an insanely huge aspect of the game? That’s like, hiring yourself as the…

JETER FUCKS KIDS

I lived with a guy (not a kid, a 31 year old guy) about a year ago, and he LITERALLY never used towels. Now, we didn’t have the same kind of bathmat problem previously mentioned, so he must have had SOME semblance of a routine in terms of hand-squeegee’ing himself off. BUT, he would bring his fresh clothes into the…

This is an insane overreaction. Yes, you loathe daily fantasy sites (and their ads), but this practice is extremely common (photoshopping out team logos to produce “generic football image”). Somehow you’ve injected the “STOP EXPLOITING COLLEGE KIDS” outrage/narrative into this. Yeah, all that stuff is bad, but the…

I’m confused...

I worked at Fenway Park and made a bogus ID badge for my buddy so he could get into Sox games. The name I put on the ID?

“I didn’t say anything directed at him,” Lester said. “I don’t know why (Fletcher) was so upset. I had my head down when I was yelling. He went AWOL. I don’t know what was going on. It has nothing to do with umpire’s strike zone.”

The “Knick fans reacting to their draft pick thing” has jumped the shark. It’s cliche, it’s contrived, and I’d be embarrassed to live in the same city as these buffoons who show up to the draft ONLY, to get on TV and ham it up for the camera. The Knicks could’ve actually made a solid pick, but the (faintly racist?)…

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

This is absolutely NOT meant in a morbid way, but I almost hope she WASN’T paying attention? It's almost excusable if she wasn't looking, but if she was, and it still hit her anyway? That's even more scary...

Once again, I love how you (and my fellow readers) refuse to acknowledge Barstool’s existence... It’s all too coincidental that routinely a blog is posted with or without a h/t when Barstool is the clear source of the initial blog. Quit it with the superiority complex, you’re allowed to acknowledge they exist. At the…

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