mattg21
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mattg21

Breaking Bad is great, and Tim Burke is a dipshit.

The joke is their van is called Vanny Woodhead (a play on words of the name of a very “gritty” football player Danny Woodhead) — every year they take a roadtrip to celebrate “Grit Week” and travel to places like Buffalo, Youngstown, etc. to do “gritty” segments and interviews. It’s creative and actually funny...

4 months later and this is still the worst thing I’ve ever read.

If you’re pointing out that this is a travel (first) rather than a double dribble, your argument is misguided – or you never watch basketball. Travels (by strict definition of the rulebook) happen, what, 10+ times per game and go uncalled? There are levels of traveling... This is probably a 3, and thus wasn’t called.

Most impressive part of this is, while delivering a tornado punch, his iPhone headphones still stay in his ear.

I’m 31, and I distinctly remember singing this, or some similar variation when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade.

This was maybe the single worst blog I’ve ever read on Gawker. You are a drip, sir.

Only a virgin-loser like Samer would describe this as him eating her butt...

What people here are missing is that the one “gibbering moron” next to her, egging her on, IS in fact a Jew: Dan Katz (who co-hosts the Pardon My Take podcast with PFT Commenter, whom almost everyone in the Deadspin demographic absolutely LOVES, hmmmm). Dave Portnoy the founder of Barstool on the far left is also

My word is “subsidize.”

Biyombo’s line (10 points, six boards, two steals, four blocks) ain’t that impressive

Getting a dog was the single best decision I’ve ever made in my entire life. You’re all doing this wrong.

Holy shit, I stopped reading at “four days” and had to comment – NOBODY can or should do Vegas for 4 days...

Bias or not, I don’t think I’m wrong re: the historical significance of that particular game.

I agree 100%, and I’ll text my friends telling them it’s on too...

If you substitute almost any other player in here, I feel like your tone would be different. Is it common for an athlete to undergo a surgical procedure the day of a game, and then perform like he did (7 IP 1 ER on the road in an insanely hostile Yankee Stadium)? He pitched them to a Game 7, and ultimately helped them

Maybe just google it. There’s literally a wikipedia article dedicated to it:

Didn’t MLB outlaw bat knob decals like a week ago?

What is this security flaw?