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If there was a prop bet in Vegas for “Which coach will try the fake 2pt conversion from the 15 yard line?” I would put my house on Sean Payton or Pete Carroll. One of these jackasses is bound to try it...

You do realize the guy they just fired WAS a former, mediocre MLB catcher, right?

I mean, she doesn’t mention cheeks specifically...

What activities on your phone necessitate horizontal layout? Games??? Typing is harder, requires both hands, many things are natively vertical.

I mean what else would I use? Lynn?

My mother, who is 61 and falls victim to every single food craze that exists was raving about “bone broth” a few months ago. I was home visiting and only really half-listening, but having come across this blog, I wanted to revisit the subject with her and have her reiterate her thoughts. In her defense, she usually

I’m ashamed that I got this right.

I have read both sites for years religiously — and I have to say, it’s infuriating to me that Samer refuses to acknowledge that he not only reads Barstool, but that he lifts from it occasionally too. Stop pretending they don’t exist, Samer. Some of us can tell...

Can you clarify; is it against MLB rules to bet on ALL sports PERIOD? Obviously you can't bet on your own sport, and I'm assuming the other leagues have this policy too, but can we get some clarity on what each league's actual sports betting rules are?

Maybe just go to the real Derby? Literally every single person of the 165k there has money on the race, and the 11 or so other races throughout the day. Aside from the gambling, it's still a kick-ass time.

So I suppose the estate of Michael Jackson will also be suing Thicke/Pharrell for the very obvious (to me) "ooooh!" that plays in the intro and throughout Blurred Lines? Just listen and tell me that's not an MJ sample, or a reproduction of it. All that being said, this is all so very, very stupid.

I'm a little bummed to see the guy go, but christ... some of these responses are unbelievable. "God, this one sucks," "sad day for Pats fans", and then some gloating about "The Patriot Way." "The Patriot Way" is managing your roster, and manipulating the salary cap to your advantage better than everybody else in the

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, it's also his son's name.

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!

In his defense, Hernandez's lawyers pointed out that he DID tip exactly $1 per drink.

KO should know better than to interact with Twitter eggs, but it shouldn't take a genius to figure out the "pitiful" was in DIRECT reply to the "we are" & not the student fundraising (obviously) – that was his POINT re: reading comprehension etc. BUT, Keith being a moderately intelligent person should assume that

Drew, you might want to check your Kinja password, some asshole is posting bullshit under your name. Just a heads up!

Tom Brady actually has a great social media presence – on Facebook ! His handlers do a great job of coming up with cheeky, PG-sports-related humor !

How in the fuck was this an offensive foul? Defender jumped. Jefferson barely used his "off" hand. What the fuck was the call, sir ???

Not using the Vikings or Rams "horns" element on the helmet is a downgrade for me. In my opinion (!) it's one of the best graphical optical illusions we have going in sports. In general I love these re-imaginings of uniforms and helmets; Dylan's version is definitely a positive one. I'd love to see that oversized Pats