Yet, through all of this excitement, Rick Telander and the Sun Times sports staff STILL don’t understand Theo and Jed’s plan to make the Cubs a contender.

Yeah, but just by an 8-lane expressway and a pair of train tracks - lets not blow this out of proportion...

Except Chicago is still segregated.

Nisei, dude. Just sit there and CHILL. Plus! The Wrigleyville madness is just down the way

At least they didn’t call it a process and wait 3 years to acknowledge this mistake.

The fact that I have put my golden in a hat just for laughs hits to close to home

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

That’s how these things tends to go with the Indians. First you wait them out, next you methodically turn up some pressure, then you trick them into signing treaties giving their land away.

Did anyone else picture a Bear waiting out a guy who stupidly ran up a tree to get away? And that guy was the white guy wearing native headdress/warpaint?

I guess waiting the Indians to death is better than infecting them with smallpox and seizing their land.

on this note, Rod Beck

He was maybe one bad life choice away from being a riverboat gambler or leading a gang of orphaned street youths.

Shoulders above the rest.

Rollie Fingers.

More like Kevin URANT! Get it? No D.

Read my last paragraph.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead