I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

That’s how these things tends to go with the Indians. First you wait them out, next you methodically turn up some pressure, then you trick them into signing treaties giving their land away.

Did anyone else picture a Bear waiting out a guy who stupidly ran up a tree to get away? And that guy was the white guy wearing native headdress/warpaint?

I guess waiting the Indians to death is better than infecting them with smallpox and seizing their land.

on this note, Rod Beck

He was maybe one bad life choice away from being a riverboat gambler or leading a gang of orphaned street youths.

Shoulders above the rest.

Rollie Fingers.

More like Kevin URANT! Get it? No D.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

Read my last paragraph.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

In a few decades, we’re going to look back on this and really wonder how both teams managed to let the fucking Yankees win it.

It’s fine, the Cubs have a back up plan. Mark Grace is out of jail and staking out Lane Bryants in case the Cubs need a slump buster.

Being a Jaguar is like wearing a 60-pound weighted disrespect vest.

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

If these stop operating even more people will stop watching the NFL. Why watch if I can’t imagine I’m part of the action?

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!