Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.
If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?
I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.
I remember when this all started. I was (and still am) so very confused. It is nearly impossible that the name was a coincidence, yet I don’t understand why Hasbro would choose Faulkner to model a toy after. Was it some weird nonsensical jab? Why did she get so insulted? Who the hell is she? The entire ordeal seemed…
Get it? He choked at the debate, he’s plastic, and he’s a threat to our children.
In fairness, Eleanor, his lukewarm opinion is as important and valid as all the super positive opinions. We are all just randos on the internet, remarking on a celebrity hairdo.
More Surly than Huffy
He got all huffy.
We had a Gurley when I was a kid. And I always thought it was sad that he didn’t have a lot of room to run around. But my parents took him upstate so he could live on a farm. Now he has plenty of space to run around in the open fields. I miss him sometimes, but I know he’s better off there.
STEVE HOLT!
-Joseph Goebbels
If you’re an adult and you go out of your way to have another adult sign something for you you are basically a loser asshole douchebag.
IT WAS A CATCH
Jeb is a MESS
I’m sure he said it on accident
Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?
“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt
“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.