Not much dog. What’s up with you?

https://www.google.com/amp/deadspin.com/5900973/pain-is-a-gift-and-other-notes-from-a-terrified-father-during-a-seven-week-premature-birth/amp

(So, hey, this is only slightly related but I’m saying it because I can’t recall seeing a post directly by you that I can say this in: You are consistantly my favorite part of the Gizmodo media group. Keep up the fantastic work!)

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

Levi’s 541 Athletic Fit. http://www.levi.com/US/en_US/category/men/fitnumber/541-athletic

Levi’s 541 Athletic Fit. http://www.levi.com/US/en_US/category/men/fitnumber/541-athletic

I actually minored in Canadian History. It is, at times, way more interesting than U.S. history—including prime ministers consulting with their dead mothers (via seánces) to make national policy decisions, Rambo-like mercenaries in the Red River, and something called “Rupert’s Land.”

What the fuck are you talking about?

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

I’ll knock it. Fuck is wrong with you?

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

Our Patriots fans on staff were nowhere to be found in the chatroom until the comeback was complete. Funny how that works.

No. Patrick left out the part about being 19 in 7th grade.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Makes sense. The Phillies were actually in need of someone to make fans nuts.

So you’re gonna masturbate? Good for you. Charity begins at home, after all.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”