Yea, the guy with the best playoff SV% in NHL history is such a regular-season showboat.

This is an incorrect take.

The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

That story is the official story the team and league tell. Namely, Louis Sockalexis was a Native American who played for Cleveland’s NL club in the late 1800s. There are claims he was the first Native American to ever play in the majors.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

I’ve just had it with the never-ending false equivalencies. You have Trump telling people in swing states to be “vigilant at the polls” and to “watch out for voting fraud”, and jackasses like dude here wanna throw up a pic of two homeless lookin idiots who, at the direction of nobody in particular (especially Barack…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

These are all from me.

Are they playing the Yankees or Nazi Germany? Then no.

This isn’t a horror story, but it’s definitely a weird one: I walked into my freshman dorm room one day and found my roommate, Jen, in bed with her best friend Ann. Okay, whatever, it was a women’s college blah blah.

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

If we’re talking kid stuff, Raffi. If we’re talking entry-level comedy/music, Weird Al. And then, first “real” bands would be Offspring/Bad Religion. Both of which still hold up, though Offspring hasn’t made anything new I want to hear in the last 15 years. (Bad Religion still owns.)

It beats the hell out of lying.

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was…