It beats the hell out of lying.

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was…

In the Texans WYTS, it’s Dave Magary

So no one’s going to bite on this, huh?

True, but NBC’s packaging of the product was terrible. Like half their coverage featured tired and cliche “inspirational stories” about the athletes rather than actual athletics. Entire events were skipped so we could be subjected to schmaltzy profiles of guys we’d never heard of, expecting us to get invested in some…

Here you go: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/olympic…

Tito also probably had the most apathetic pro wrestling surprise debut of all time. Crickets make more noise than this crowd did for him.

It’s like 10,000 balls

Officially petitioning for a recurring series featuring the thoughts and opinions of Samer’s dad.

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My Dad woke us up at 4am (I’m from Europe) in 1978 to watch the Ali Spinks rematch

It was the first time I remember being conspiratorial with my Dad - we weren’t to tell my Mom.
He told me all about Cassius Clay and the Nation Of Islam and Vietnam and I understood none of it, and hung on every single word.

My Dad is 74…

It’s useful if you start early, and only have a bald spot on the crown of the head. It will take several months of twice daily to have any effect, but you can get the generic version for about $10/month. It is really a long-term decision to make, trying to keep hair vs. letting it go, and once you decide to let go,…

Toronto is in Ottawa.

The best part of Barstool is how PFTCommenter somehow convinced them to pay him for making fun of literally everything they stand for.

I really like Silicon Valley right now