mattdyrkacz
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mattdyrkacz

What's got two thumbs and looks like a gauze-wrapped cock n' balls?

Here is the version I choose to believe is true, because it makes me feel less empty:

He's not kissing her. He's sucking out her soul.

Drew -

That just blew Yogi Berra's mind.

On Spirit Day, the tomahawk chop will become jazz hands.

Mark Sanchez was immediately sacked and had the ball stripped by the walker, which was then signed by the Cowboys for 6 yrs / $180M with $40M guaranteed.

He did a good job of Demonstrating Value, Neglecting Emotionally and Nurturing Dependence, and is off-the-chart on Inspiring Hope. But when you fail to Engage Physically, it ruins Separating Entirely.

Teach your kids about Krampus. It's a different kind of fear.

I liked it better when Andrew Wiggins did it first at the HS dunk contest...