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Macklin, you sonofabitch, you can't just walk into an ancient tomb like that and steal a priceless artifact...UNLESS YOU HAVE ORDERS FROM THE PRESIDENT!

I'd watch a movie where Andy Dwyer kills people.

What's got two thumbs and looks like a gauze-wrapped cock n' balls?

Here is the version I choose to believe is true, because it makes me feel less empty:

He's not kissing her. He's sucking out her soul.

Clearly this needed more "BRRAAAAHM, BRRAAAAHM".

Drew -

That just blew Yogi Berra's mind.

On Spirit Day, the tomahawk chop will become jazz hands.

"I gotta tell ya, Superman, the big S? A little obvious."

"And he wants everyone to know that they should be adding minutes to their DVR recordings every week"

My name is Brian. I am 43 years old and I am looking forward to this.

I want this show to be good. Please be good. Please take everything you did last night and don't do it again.

Oh man, Pine looks like a total scumbag Prince Charming.

If I remember correctly, the pilot says "package is away", and it was a dudes voice.

I posted this in the SHIELD thread, but here it is again...

Even if Man of Steel 2: The Legend of Batman's Gold introduces Wonder Woman, David Goyer will write her as a bloodthirsty warrior who has to murder someone to learn a lesson that peace is a better answer.