mattdyrkacz
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mattdyrkacz

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.

Don't feed wild animals.

We just got our first glimpse at the first new high-definition Zelda game, and it looks truly insane. Zelda is going open-world.

Chicago fans today

What's got two thumbs and looks like a gauze-wrapped cock n' balls?

Here is the version I choose to believe is true, because it makes me feel less empty:

He's not kissing her. He's sucking out her soul.

Drew -

That just blew Yogi Berra's mind.

On Spirit Day, the tomahawk chop will become jazz hands.

Mark Sanchez was immediately sacked and had the ball stripped by the walker, which was then signed by the Cowboys for 6 yrs / $180M with $40M guaranteed.

He did a good job of Demonstrating Value, Neglecting Emotionally and Nurturing Dependence, and is off-the-chart on Inspiring Hope. But when you fail to Engage Physically, it ruins Separating Entirely.

Teach your kids about Krampus. It's a different kind of fear.

I liked it better when Andrew Wiggins did it first at the HS dunk contest...