There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

“People misunderstand who I truly am,” he says. “Truly who I am. If I go somewhere, people just think I’m a party boy 24/7. Like, it’s a Monday night and I walk into a restaurant and people start handing me shots. I’m like, Yo, I’m in season right now. I just played a game, I can hardly walk.”

“Chicken is so good!” Gronk says. “So lean.”

He went to University of Arizona. I assumed he was the valedictorian.

You think he’s pretending to be retarded?

Are you suggesting here that the affable and fun-loving public persona of a professional athlete worth ~20M and growing might be, in some way, an intentional branding effort? Preposterous!

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This is why I’m a strong proponent for the “gap year”. Kids should work and support themselves for a year and see what the world is like on your own. I think most of them would get tired of working for crap pay and be pretty excited to go to college. And hopefully develop some empathy for the people who don’t get that…

Not letting the goalies hit is another reason

I like Simmons and I like Deadspin’s attacks on him. It is all good.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

my daughter just asked about the n word. we explained it is a very hurtful slur and there’s no reason to ever use it. she asked, so if it’s so bad, why did I hear a black man say it to another black man? and my husband said “honey, they can use it if they want. you can’t. they get to decide because it’s been used to…

As a longtime Cubs fan, I'll relish the day a Yankees or Cardinals fan says "Oh, look at Mr. Winner over there. What a smug jerk!"

What happens if the Cubs turn into a relatively hot team and win three pennants over the next five years? The Cubs’ ENTIRE IDENTITY is that drought. They’re lovable, quixotic triers. Winning three championships in quick succession would destroy their loser-cred. How would that team and fan base manage the change?

I would have sex with you to get out of watching “Cabin Boy”. That movie is awful.

And hit the homer in the play in game!

I’m a White Sox fan and I gotta admit I was cheering that shit.

Lotta racists in that crowd.

So much to unpack here, that glove with the sweat band! The hilariously outdated graphic: “Bases Empty” “Man on 1st,” MOISES FRIGGIN ALOU!

“We got WGN in Colorado, for some reason”