Sousaphones are the offensive line of the marching band.

As someone who played the tuba and sousaphone for many years, I have never heard a single person try to argue with a straight face that one is better than the other.

Not spurned. Not made up.

While I agree with you that there’s a depressing amount of “Patrick Sharp cheats on his wife!” replies to this post, I object to the “spurned former fans”. While Chicago was sad to see a long time player go, I don’t know a single one personally who would argue that it wasn’t time to unload Sharpie’s salary. Most of us…

What a great father. Why did he leave Chicago, again?

And to think he used to lead the league in scoring.

“makes zero sense.”

It is a little sad, but it is also brilliant by your friend. Cheap insurance against most of the worst things that wearing a turban on an airliner can bring, I would think, and perks too. Hopefully by being seen doing that, he is also enlightening people and changing the larger problem as well.

The Peppermill is a pretty damn good place to go for breakfast in Vegas.

Four bros. Four pepper mills. One unforgettable night.

True story, I have done 3 Vegas parties, all with varying degrees of stupidity. My cousin wanted the bro-tastic weekend, which included an entire weekend of almost nothing but gambling, being drunk, and strip clubs. My party was a combination of that with a few more sober excursions, and the party I planned as best…

“eat before you start doing coke.”

A trick I always use: buy chocolate or candy for the flight crew. I usually try to present it to them in a group.

The only thing that would make this far left head explode is if Schilling started washing dishes at the Rhode Island state capitol to pay back the $115 million.

Harrison emailed us the idea for Cardinal Numbers near the beginning of the season, and asked if he could do one installment if they lost to the Nationals. So, we let him. Harrison’s a good reader.

These will never stop bringing a smile to my face.

At least they got a QB that’s ready to take on the whole Empire by himself.

Notice the white space between the puck and the goal line. That’s inside the net. That means it’s a goal. I get hockey rules can be difficult to understand, but this is pretty clear cut.

Came here for the delicious, delicious yinzer salt. Was not disappointed.

I can feel your pain. For extra cash during law school I would ref summer league and fall league basketball tournaments. You had to work your way up from the little kids to the open division. I never reached the open division (it was filled with full time referees for local high school and college adssociation) but…