[Sees the Stanley Cup in in North Carolina again]

That didn’t last long once we were all drunk and clothes starting to come off.

every day i dont put heroin up my nose is a fucking miracle. i truly believe that even 2 years later

I’m a little on the outside of NHL fandom, but probably something like Cam Newton/Andrew Luck for Drew Brees/Ben Roethlisberger? For the next couple of years, it’s probably close to even, but there’s the question of when one guy will collapse.

that was pretty great. On the plus side, that anecdote probably makes a GREAT sales strategy for that analytics firm.

héhéhé

MTL is hilarious. Traded Subban because of character issues, then signed Alexander Radulov. SMART.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Pfeffer had strongly argued not to trade defenseman P.K. Subban, and lost more than that battle.

I make my own fries because I am not a coward. And hash browns.

1% is also in my fridge

Not only is it expensive, but it really shouldn’t be a daily go-to drink, unless you’re some freak of nature or 10 and under. As an adult, there are maybe two times I willingly buy milk: if I know I’m making fresh chocolate chip cookies(I never make fresh chocolate chip cookies), it’s needed for some recipe or…

Dude, people still ride for G Gordon Liddy. JoePa’s fan club still has decades of certainty to burn

It’s entirely true that “ethical” food is the realm of liberal bougie types, and the reason is a combination of awareness about food ethics issues and the ability to access and pay for more ethically-produced food. But I reject the idea that it’s stupid or snobby to care about consuming food that’s produced in ways…

I’m way too hungover for all this awfulness. Could we just have an entire llama-centric day?

More truth than fiction. A friend of mine is from Montreal, and he says this is sort of a “hidden secret.” People are less forgiving of PK due to latent racial issues.

RELAX FOR A SECOND

I don’t even think Jostens wants any part of this. They have standards too, man.

Shout out to Jostens

For fuck sake. Schools can waste money on bullshit like this but can’t give the players money? Just give all the players a $100 bill. EVERYONE would be happier. Except maybe Jostens.