I’m an Eagles fan. I just realized- WE get to face Daniel Jones twice a year!

*does happy dance*

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

“...and promised that his mere presence in the White House would make everything okay...”

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

Ah yes, the reboot of the twilight zone, definitely the thing Nanjiani is known for.

Apart from Dorian Gray’s anxiety, Ms. Kelly’s dog, Lola, now shakes even when the jackhammers are idle. The cat living at No. 66, Titania of the Greil, is “overgrooming” and fighting irritable bowel syndrome, while Meadow at No. 51 is a “nervous wreck.”

I have but one to give, and I did.

In McGregor’s defense, the Irish are taught from birth to keep the beef out of hand.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

That’s what my ticket says.

Obligatory:

I like Mark Strong also.  Too bad it's Stanley Tucci in this movie tho...

I want to watch “Happy”. I haven’t watched “Happy”. Should I be watching “Happy?

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

Yeah, it’s only for a day. Think about the poor guys who have to spend their whole lives in Syracuse.

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