I mean, I’d like to think that given a week or two, I could come up with such a  comment. But an hour after the post? Some folks swim in the deep end, some of us are in the shallow end.

Excellent work there son. Now take your star and hit the showers.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

The tragedy of LeBron not getting to select his teammates via his own agent continues unabated.

He is now on my Dead Pool. 

Found the textbook Bernie Bro in the responses to your comment but I refuse to take him out of gray.

Men are really not sending us their best people. 

All the respect for Mr. Smollet

Where will her forehead go?

Lmao, thanks for this “not all men” aside and an explanation of what toxic masculinity is!

Just FYI, Carbon is famed longtime GMG troll tomatoface’s newest account. 

That’s what they get for trusting someone named “Georgie Businsessman”

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula on eggs, frank’s wing sauce, etc.), but Sriracha is the best. It’s thicker, spicier, made from peppers and not just a vinegar/salt mix like a lot of others. If I could only have one hot sauce, this would…

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula…

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

Good catch, and thanks! Feel free to be that dude; accuracy’s the main thing.

And how am I in the grays, yet you can post nonsense for all to see?

I wish there was a way to remove stars. 

It’s true, Big Sisters never made me feel pity or compassion.

oh fuck right off