Just FYI, Carbon is famed longtime GMG troll tomatoface’s newest account. 

That’s what they get for trusting someone named “Georgie Businsessman”

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula on eggs, frank’s wing sauce, etc.), but Sriracha is the best. It’s thicker, spicier, made from peppers and not just a vinegar/salt mix like a lot of others. If I could only have one hot sauce, this would…

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula…

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

“I just has this thing like a hair dryer”

Good catch, and thanks! Feel free to be that dude; accuracy’s the main thing.

And how am I in the grays, yet you can post nonsense for all to see?

I wish there was a way to remove stars. 

It’s true, Big Sisters never made me feel pity or compassion.

The scene: Florida, August, apartment with no air conditioning.

oh fuck right off

That makes all of us.

Not enough stars in the world for this

“Maggie joins an evil a capella group”

Made this a few years back, feels like it’s time for more Scary Mary.

Can’t we just have a series where Picard fulfills his dream of being a professional flutist?

Go eat some organic, shade-grown, GMO-free death-cap mushrooms.

This is why LeBron has never called me. He’s too careful. Chess not checkers.

He also failed (at least) two prior tests this year as well https://mmajunkie.com/2018/12/ufc-jeff-novitzky-usada-jon-jones-drug-tests-ufc-232-doping