mattdocmartin
mattdocmartin
mattdocmartin

I agree.

Fucking dirt worshiping cocksuckers. Better than getting traded to the Yankton Snatches though.

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Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

John Travolta and Nicholas Cage would be proud.

I cannot handle Tumplestilskin foisting off another alcoholic rapist on the Court.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Haha, you think Pence likes spice? He probably doesn’t like mayo, because it’s too zesty. Nope, cold dry Oscar Meyer turkey on unbuttered Wonderbread for him.

He pours it on Mother during intimacy.

Spiced mayo is something I’d imagine Mike Pence  would drink

He looks like he should be the spokesperson for hangovers.

Take your star, damn you!

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

That was such a delightfully dystopian cartoon. I loved it. 

I’d love to see

fresh ground sea salt and multi-color pepercorns. 

Yeah, but then you would be one of those weirdo’s that talks to all their friends about emulators.

This movie was so good! It should have been marketed a bit more aggressively, really. I feel like the marketing didn’t convey that this is a tense heist film, the kind of thing that should appeal to a larger audience. I highly recommend it, and hope word of mouth gets more eyes on it.

white raisins in banana cake. they enhance the flavor and make a pleasant texture.

Or switch to AMC, which hasn’t dicked anyone over yet.