How about “none”? Can I choose “none”?

You are literally the only person here I see continuing to bang this drum...and for that, I appreciate you

Explaining it ruins it.

Well this couldn’t have gone any worse. I deserve any and all insults. Also, that’s been fixed.

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings. 

If you don’t vote for the ginger with the bowl cut, you are wrong.

I feel like Mark Davis could decide to have his nose removed and no one would notice for weeks.

I want this as a poster.

Why isn’t this top of the comments with a million stars already!

Her constituents did that already.

Dan Akroyd needs to lay off the Crystal head Vodka. This is not happening.

He blames (thanks?) Jesus.

Boo on you.

I'm sorta, semi tending to not disagree with you.

As a Jets fan, this game is like watching the Holocaust in HD.

Pretty hypocritical of Deadspin to write about CTE and then get angry about safety in a football game.

I hate you. Have a star.

Have a star(-fish).

While you have a point, the difference between Eric Fisher trying to get choke slammed and Eric Fisher trying not to get choke slammed is negligible.