How about “none”? Can I choose “none”?

Well this couldn’t have gone any worse. I deserve any and all insults. Also, that’s been fixed.

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings. 

If you don’t vote for the ginger with the bowl cut, you are wrong.

I feel like Mark Davis could decide to have his nose removed and no one would notice for weeks.

I want this as a poster.

Why isn’t this top of the comments with a million stars already!

Her constituents did that already.

He blames (thanks?) Jesus.

As a Jets fan, this game is like watching the Holocaust in HD.

Pretty hypocritical of Deadspin to write about CTE and then get angry about safety in a football game.

Have you ever heard the legend of.......... Crystal Metheny?

I’ve got a feeling that this guy isn’t going to call or text her, and will fail to reply back to any voicemails or texts she leaves for him.

“Amethyst Realm”

She’s the anti-Trump. Came from a rich, billionaire family but made a name for herself in a different field by her own out of this world talent. And she seems like an actual good person!

SHE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. EXCLAMATION POINTS.

- I don’t know why everyone has to whisper when they’re the only ones in a room.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

While you have a point, the difference between Eric Fisher trying to get choke slammed and Eric Fisher trying not to get choke slammed is negligible.