Dude. No. Everyone knows that the one true Riverdale pairing is Betty and Veronica.

I’m sure Comey will look very hard. Certainly this will be investigated fully. Also, anyone want a bridge I have for sale? Prime land in Brooklyn!

“You can’t put lipstick on a pig,”

Excedrin does the same... They use same formula for regular and “migraine”, and I’ve seen them priced differently.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

Unfortunately we have a not insignificant portion of the population that thinks this treatment is a-ok because these people are brown.

Mein Kampf

Game over, man. Game over.

I think it’s more of a Preparation than a weapon.

Somehow the people speaking in a language I don’t speak are easier to understand and make more sense than Jon Gruden.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

The cock is a true dirty bird.

No deals.

“We don’t have confirmation that Secretary Kerry spent the remainder of Sunday in a dark room, sobbing as “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” played on loop”

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

No doubt he’ll make a modest proposal.

I wonder what Kenan Thompson has on Lorne Michaels, as he’s NEVER been funny.

Trump is the scorpion in the story. Period.

So...murder on the Hi-Cs?

HAS to be Polk County. Florida influence strong.