Senior Week never really ended.

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

You’re horrible.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Dammit. I actually have a tube of fish paste in my fridge. You win this time, Fahey. This time.

Fish Paste!

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

It sucks but at the same time the OC sheriff's and alot of the local cities officers there are dicks. They are quick to label groups of people in nice cars or performance cars as street racers or joy riders. Alot of car clubs that used to congregate at local beaches and popular hangouts don't anymore just because of…

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Lame slide. This is how you avoid the tag at second:

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

There was Punisher in 89

trading Chandler? Could they be any more cold-blooded?

I want Hillary to appoint Obama to Scalia’s empty spot.

So they have reached level of “gravity makes shit fall”.

Smart girl. She now stays at a Holiday Inn Express.