You have no idea. I take subway and always look for rats on the track.  

I’m not a parent and even i know this to be true. 

JLD is a goddess. Period.

I didn’t like the song, but I loathed the hair color.

Take your star.

My friend had a Geo Storm...automatic.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t that Arpaio in a wig?

Is there anyone more inspiring than Eli Manning? Who else thought someone with Down’s would make it as a quarterback for the Giants?

My wife and I will cast votes for her. Come November, anyone without an (R) next to their names gets our votes. 

shame she didn’t elbow him in face.

I’ve never had it (on East Coast) , and now I need not try it.

.......And I’m out. No Emmy, no Matthew.

I also hate still being gray.

“MoviePass is offering a refund to annual users unhappy with this latest change.”

Always thought Batali looked greasy as fuck.  The Crocs just add to the ick factor.

she was pregnant with collagen.

Welcome back!!!

Best ones I have had in NYC are from Nan Xiang.

White guy with that haircut?

I sent him this as phone call did not go through: