mattdocmartin
mattdocmartin
mattdocmartin

Who will help me crowd fund a new round of Nuremberg trials for Trump and his merry band of Nazis?

How is Trump supposed to be 6'3" if Trudeau is 6'2"? Can Trump EVER be honest? Or is he a consistent liar and treasonous cunt?

I hope he gets better soon. I miss his stuff!

Their mango habanero salsa is crack in a jar.

I was there Thursday night and the line was immense. I bought 20 boxes total. The kids seemed very happy and I am glad they exceeded their goal by a lot.

If you can’t handle an escalator, maybe take the elevator.

“His knuckles were so sore. It was very sad. Sad”

I can only hope he retires as a Patriot.

Klassy

To be fair, the first time I saw Jesse Plemons I called him Fat Damon.

Aww....we can’t beat him?

Someone that has no sense of decency or empathy.

And now I will follow you on Twitter.

My wife got me one from Treasure Truck in NYC. She’’s awesome!

She did not hit it big until Big Trouble in Little China.

I’m 6'2" 200 pounds. I’m not a small person. It was recommended that I have one edible gummy. I said these are so small and I’m so big I’ll have 2. Needless to say, I went from petting the cat sitting on my chest with exaggerated motions, to sobbing and apologizing for no good reason whatsoever. I guess I should also

I would donate a large amount of money to get their browser histories.

I kept reading headline as “Aresholes”

Working on gaining more power to get raid-ready in Destiny 2. Maybe by starting second hunter...