2001? Nah.. I’m thinking they have a Lego fan

Man it’s fucking disheartening to see so many “We have no answer at this time” responses when this console hits shelves in less then 2 months.

“My mom’s name is Martha.”

No, Peter Cushing was acknowledged, but Guy Henry was credited with the performance.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! You are absolutely correct.

I was the complete opposite. I thought the Leia looked amazing whilst Tarkin’s skin was a bit too shiny to be really convincing.

I thought about the Dumbledore thing too, but in Leia we’re talking about one of the most iconic roles a woman ever portrayed in cinema. Won’t work, fans would go insane.

If only there was some way to remotely update your phones OS when it is released...

You know what would have made this better to watch? If it was literally anything else.

I’d change musician to famous person, but you get the point.

Then don’t go to another movie. Its less noise the rest of us will have to listen to

I think it’s because he’s a scientist that is able to explain complex concepts to the average person, much like the reason Bill Nye gets a lot of publicity.

Are we just gonna ignore the Anchorman quote?

When did they start putting the Ford emblem on Lamborghinis?

ESA’s entry in the contest:

yes i am sure that Kevin Hart goes home to his family every night to complain about how that big bully Dwayne Johnson was bullying him all day. grow the fuck up. holy shit i really can’t get over how up tight some people can be. i bet you’re a blast at parties.

I don’t think the actor who chose to be in Night At The Museum 1,2&3, Happy Feet 1 & 2, and character reboots Popeye, Flubber and Hook spends much of the afterlife worrying about the paucity of new ideas in Hollywood.

If you have to have a belt with your jeans, you need to stop having your wife buy your clothes. Be a man and buy a pair of jeans that fit.

You know what really grinds my gears? When you (and Sony) say that the system only costs $400 when, in an effort to be useful, you still have to pay an additional $120 for controllers and the camera. That is a $520 system, not a $400 system. I felt much the same regarding the Surface Pro I’m typing this on, it’s a…

Nope, that would be the Note 7. The S7 and S7 Edge are just fine, thanks.