“Can capitalism exist without racism?”

Fuck off

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller with a cassowary egg.

Hey so this is a cool article and I hope Jim Spanfeller gets hit by a truck today

Stay strong, guys :(

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I blame Microsoft! Nintendo’s layout came first.

“never being the first one to break a hug with someone you’re interested in”

Unless they both read this and now neither want to let go.

#foreverhug

There needs to be a 100% nationwide BAN against spanking, slapping, beating or otherwise physically assaulting children - no exceptions. It must be shown that this is totally unacceptable, and it must be shown by drawing the line at any level of violence against children. Leaving room for “just a little spanking”…

“They say a wall is medieval—well, so is a wheel,” Pres. Trump says at meeting near southern border. “A wheel is older than a wall.”

Harm reduction is a strategy for the already addicted. Presumably some number of teens who vape didn’t start out by smoking unfiltered Camels.

How do I know you are a real writer?

When they continue vaping 3 feet from my kid after I ask them not to, they can go fuck themselves with a sandpaper dildo. 

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.