Would it be possible to not show the top photo on the Jezebel main page and add an NSFW tag in the title so we can decide whether or not to open the article? We can debate all day long about whether or not it’s okay that men can show their nipples and women can’t, but that’s not going to get me out of trouble at work.

ETA though I’m still furious Kyle McLaughlan wasn’t nominated for Twin Peaks. That show did not get enough love!

He is amazing! As is Keri Russell.

I love and trust those McElboys, but not even Justin could persuade me to go see three hours of uninterrupted Buffett.

I am strangely disappointed about this, only because I’m a MBMBaM fan and I know Justin will be saddened by this news.

Zaxby’s > Chick-fil-A

For the love of god visit a Popeyes

But... but... what about The Last Man On Earth????? :’-(

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

War.

I’m just so depressed by it all. Ok, conservatives, have it your way. Unlimited guns, preschoolers surrounded by concealed carriers, no sex Ed, no contraception, no abortion, no affordable healthcare, no unions, no public schools, no food stamps, no minimum wage, more privately run prisons, and more money to the…

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

It’s not my fault that they were shitty to paying fans the same week that Vince announced his MAGA football league. I also wrote about how awesome Missed Match Challenge and Raw year 1 were right before that.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT DUDE INVISIBLE

Can we get a Lifehacker article on how to make an invisibility suit out of water bottles? That header image is blowing my mind.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Here’s another major tip. No matter how much you like it here in Atlanta, don’t move here.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.