If only he had a platform to tell his side of the story, perhaps in a wispy nostalgic tone, while taking loud breaths into a microphone.

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

Serialization fixes the single worst thing about Star Trek; that nothing of significance ever happens. Every episode is wrapped up by the end and the characters come full circle.

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Unfortunately I’m worried they’ll turn up and then vote for the Green or some independent because the Democrat only deigns to agrees 98.4% with them, politically.

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

How many comments have you accidentally posted in the wrong article because the scrollbar went bonkers trying to load multiple articles, comments, and ads?

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

That and they did the guy throws guy into hole thing a couple episodes prior in Across the Sea, establishing who Jacob and Smokey were.

Man, I have got the biggest crush on Kristen Schaal. That is all. Thanks for listening.

WHO IS FLYING THE DRONE

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

That’s my plan. As I said somewhere else, I’m giving myself a few days to mourn, and then focusing on how I can use my classroom as my platform. A few weeks ago I taught the students about propaganda based on Spicer and Trump’s inauguration bullshit, and I will keep using real world examples like that. Keep up with…

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Can we already demand a cross over with Marvel’s Netflix shows just so we can see this? PLEASE?!

The animated Planet Hulk swapped out the Surfer for Beta Ray Bill. so swapping him out for Thor is the first move.

As a teacher, this, out of all of Trump’s horrific appointments, has stung the most. Imagine if this person and her family had donated that bribe money to public education what could have been accomplished.

“Honey, what’s wrong...”

Marvel should do a one-shot of Simon Williams and Trevor Slattery starring in a really inaccurate dramatization of the events of the Avenger movies.