I love and trust those McElboys, but not even Justin could persuade me to go see three hours of uninterrupted Buffett.

I am strangely disappointed about this, only because I’m a MBMBaM fan and I know Justin will be saddened by this news.

Zaxby’s > Chick-fil-A

For the love of god visit a Popeyes

But... but... what about The Last Man On Earth????? :’-(

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

War.

I’m just so depressed by it all. Ok, conservatives, have it your way. Unlimited guns, preschoolers surrounded by concealed carriers, no sex Ed, no contraception, no abortion, no affordable healthcare, no unions, no public schools, no food stamps, no minimum wage, more privately run prisons, and more money to the…

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

It’s not my fault that they were shitty to paying fans the same week that Vince announced his MAGA football league. I also wrote about how awesome Missed Match Challenge and Raw year 1 were right before that.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT DUDE INVISIBLE

Can we get a Lifehacker article on how to make an invisibility suit out of water bottles? That header image is blowing my mind.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Here’s another major tip. No matter how much you like it here in Atlanta, don’t move here.

We’re so fucked because we assume that Republicans care about a porn star paid off by the Republican President. They sure as fuck don’t. They care about Bill Clinton philandering with and then lying about an affair twenty years ago. Nothing is comparable. NOTHING. Republicans are scumbag fucks.

They drew the maps. They drew the MONSTERRR MAPPPPS.

You all everybody! RIP Chahlie.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.