At least it’s not a nail.  282 km to the nearest Pep Boys.

Those Jimmy John’s commercials are pretty funny and they always make me want to go to my local deli for a far superior, fresh sandwich at a still reasonable cost.

So there’s where Papa went.  Moma always said he was a rolling stone.

something about that that just looks like a sad sandwich.

Literally, rock and roll.

But then

Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white. 

Sweetie, hate to tell you this, but that was no compromise. You were completely in their control. 

I assume on a practical level it will boil down to:

The 11 second video clearly shows the man’s face, car make and model, and tag number.

I genuinely love that your comment, at the time of this posting, has more stars than both GIFs combined

UNDERRATED COMMENT.

It was allegedly a hoax he orchestrated with his viewers to have the police called on an American Airlines flight to Phoenix for a bomb threat

what else do you expect from a runescape player? selfishness and “sucks to be you” is their whole personality

The Dick Tracy timeline?

I just love the fact that this article attracted two completely separate comments featuring Gilbert Gottfried GIFs, which is entirely appropriate.

Can we settle on a style guide standard whereby we never call these stupid influencers by their handles after the initial introduction? Writing an entire article about the beef between “Ice Poseidon” and “Coffeezilla” and continuing to use those absurd names throughout, just proves that we’re truly in the dumbest…

He didn’t want to make money off the players who played the game. He never said he wouldn’t sell it.