All those wet soggy fields in decades of games and never once did I hear any characters complain about wet socks.

Fucking this.

When I was younger, dentists always told me “there are no bad teeth, just bad habits.”

BULLSHIT.

I know some people who meticulously take care of their teeth and they have no problems, and people who meticulously take care of their teeth and constantly have to get work done.

I’m middle of the road, and I…

I just listen to one song all day, crazy town is still good. 

And these are the assholes who were lucky enough to get a preorder or a launch day console and this is the shit they do to it?

This whole article makes me shake my head. Don’t blow vapor through your electronics, especially your brand new $500+tax game station. Don’t hold your incense up to it. Do not light a pack of cigarettes and try to have the Xbox suck it in to own the potential hoax makers. Be nice to the new shiny consoles :(

Strangely enough, these only appeared to have affected the Taco Bell editions...

I’m not saying that my take itself wasn't also petulant, I fully acknowledge that it was. It just landed completely wrong for me and it still does. I do appreciate the even keeled response, however, as well as the encouragement at the end there. 

This is why us folks on the left hate wokescolds: y’all make us look like unhinged and thin-skinned “no fun allowed” types, and it’s bad optics (for both sides; this is why the right can point to us and call us crazy).

Besides, what did you think to achieve here by scolding someone for making a joke and then you…

I’m going to be real with you hear. Their comment was a joke, and thats gonna land different for everyone, personally I enjoy the levity in this stressful time. But generally the moment I see the word petulant being thrown out, it often seems to come from someone that seems awfully petulant in that moment. This seems…

I imagine that for PS5 its similar to XSX. On XSX the back compat games don’t use any of the fancy parts of the system (Velocity Architecture), so they’re just getting SSD level load speeds like you would on PC. If you plug an external SSD into an XSX and load a game, it only adds a few seconds, its really close. The…

Why on gods green would you get riled up by this? Your reply literally proves the reason they put that in their.

WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS THE FUN POLICE, PLEASE STEP OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS A POSTED NO-JOKE ZONE, HUMOR, JOKES, JAPES, LIGHT-HEARTED JIBES AND OTHER SUCH GAIETY IS PROHIBITED WEEWOOWEEWOO YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH ONE COUNT OF POSSESSING A SENSE OF HUMOR IN A NO-JOKE ZONE, THE PENALTY FOR WHICH IS…

Well, either that or poor decision-making in sexual partners.

This is the vibe I get every time I see politicians appealing to the gamer community.

You know, I never thought about it but when it’s upright and the drive is sideways it is just as easy to put a disc in upside down. Especially with those slot loading drives.

I prefer the actual name thing. I preferred it when Blizzard tried to do it too. I don’t think anonymity is a good thing on the internet, and has led to an insane amount of toxicity because being anonymous is the default.

I do think anonymity should be an option, for people who want to jump a couple of hoops to get it…

Jeez. That’s even worse. God forbid someone has both a Quest 2 and a top of the line headset and wants to use both. Better ban them before they spread their richness around.

Oddly enough the only way for someone to fuck their own face would be in virtual reality, really makes you think....

Time to ditch Twitch.

If you really want to get into performance art, a decent guitar is only $200, you know. If we ever do get to go outside again, I’m certain that there will be many venues gagging for live music.

I’m going out on a limb, here, but I really feel like as long as you’re doing anything online (that is…

I was with you until you suggested suicide.  No need for that.