C'mon, Bobby. You know they'll back into the 8th seed and hand the Heat the 15th pick. This is the way of the world, this is the way of the world.

Stomp your feet everybody, for Philadelphia Perennial 8th Seeds

Ow, my groin!

A friend of mine tweeted it best - "Pinterist is like menstruation. Every girl I know does it, but I only vaguely know what it is or how it works and I'm kind of afraid of it."

Carrie Fisher in 2012 = Johan Santana in 2012

Lando Calrissian = Madoff

I've always used Gin and Requiem for a Dream. No wonder Drake gets laid more than me.

Linnui.

I think you're ALL wonderful!

The Help should not be vilified for doing the whole "white people solve racism" thing, because that's not what it does at all. That said, the Help should probably be vilified for covering up a story with more holes than most Michael Bay movies with blatant, manipulative sentimentalism.

Especially in California!

I want to urge my LGBT friends to continue fighting for their equal rights! I also want to urge them to never, ever get married.

I think the most offensive thing about the campaign ad is that Hoekstra believes that "Pete Spend it Not" is a good slogan.

In MAYBE unrelated news, the ad was roundly despised by GOP pundits/activists as being a veiled campaign ad for Obama - including Karl Rove, who is the well-established master of trickeration.

Wait, I'm confused. Is there a city in Florida called Wisconsin?

I won't believe anything until Mike McQueary confirms.

Dolores!!!

Kat Dennings is the Ron Paul of 2 Broke Girls. THINK ABOUT IT.

I liked how they changed the game and made the traditional, reductive Madonna/Whore characters that plague all the Apatow movies into men!

Just because Blackwater keeps changing their name doesn't mean that they've disappeared. Consultants were more involved in this war in the last five years than soldiers were anyway. Meanwhile- Rummy, Wolfowitz, and Cheney got off scot free.