To be completely fair, you can go to hell with the other left lane cruisers

To be completely fair, passing on the right isn’t against the law... unlike fleeing the scene of an accident ;)

You should have shown him how to drink coffee properly too. Black, no sugar, unwashed mug you’ve been using every day for months.

Just lower your truck. Problem solved.

Speak for your own cats. Mine would spend all night licking it, eating it, and re-depositing it in a nice warm wet pile in the middle of the hallway.

We had one of these when I was a kid. I googled “LEGO picker upper” Here is a video of questionable quality that sorta shows how it works.

master blaster runs farter town.

My thought wasn’t that people don’t need to be reminded. It was that they could just use a timer. Or an alarm. Things that they have readily available on things like their smart phone, their watch, their alarm clock, even their microwave. A Raspberry Pi-based solution that monitors the vibration of the appliance…

Well, when you’re really heavy you have to deal with these types of problems. If he were 8 feet tall and his head kept wearing out the headliner, would anyone expect Hyundai to keep replacing the headliner?

Because Flint is in Detroit now?

I did not kill Martin Luther King.

I really don’t like videos for learning. I am a reader, and I like to be able to do things at my pace. A video that complements written text is fine, but anything that is just video is a pass for me. Basically, there’s so much crap out there in videos that I don’t want to have to spend the two or three minutes wading…

you’re a lot less likely to draw unwanted attention to yourself if you’re worried about that sort of thing.

Done incorrectly, this is also an outstanding way to come across as a know-it-all douchenozzle. Memorable, but maybe not in the way you’d planned.

Works on hot wings too... If the wing’s too hot to hold in your hands, why are you putting that sumbitch in your mouth?

Allemon was only doing his Civic duty.

If only it were that simple. Here’s how it goes in my home (I’m fairly sure I’ve posted this before, but nothing has changed.)

This is great! I’m going to build an artistic wood carving of this flow chart to hang in my office, so I can better follow it!

*but shouldn’t you just get working and follow the instructions of the flowchart when-*

BUILD. A. WOOD. CARVING.

Genius! Add a step to something that is already not getting done.

BACON IS LONG SINCE PLAYED OUT

LONG LIVE BREAD PUDDING