STEVE HOLT!

Fair enough, I suppose, but I’m thinking you’re not an American. Otherwise, you’d [likely] know it’s the “University of Michigan,” not “Michigan University.” There are a few other institutions with similar-sounding-to-non-American ears:

Fastenating.

Make a company unprofitable, so that it closes and everyone loses....

This is all a smokescreen to hide Apple’s true target: Elio.

In Michigan, I’d try Trader Joe’s in Grand Rapids or Ann Arbor. I’m pretty sure I saw in Ann Arbor’s store, near the energy bars.

And yet you’ll see Tour de France riders drinking a small can of coke towards the end of the stage because their bodies desperately need sugar to replenish the stores that are being depleted (think this pic is from the Tour of California, though).

After a Half Marathon or a 20 mile training run I always crave for a sugary, cold drink. Gatorade fits just fine in cases like this.

... too bad fructose is the main sugar in fruit.

This ship is Littoraly almost impossible to sink.

Open and closed workspaces equally suck, cubicles are no treat either. The only thing that is unforgivable, workspaces where the kitchen is also open and you have some fucker that nukes fish and broccoli every day.

Thankfully I never make these mistakes.

Have you ever tried to do an aerobic activity in leather?

To avoid all the click bait

In the long run, he probably saved his kid a lot of maintenance headaches.

Then you run premium. Running regular and having the car pull timing will be a power loss. The car was not designed to run on lower octane fuel.

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you…

Love that run, but you and i both know its 10x better because of the announcers.

Autozone sells fittings that can be used as couplers on vacuum lines and fuel lines - low pressure applications. Highly pressurized, hygroscopic systems like brake lines are not the right application for the Gator Gripper. Please don’t use them on brake systems, even if Scotty is dumb enough to recommend it. It’s not…

Speak of the Tempo, and I will appear.

But no, really, I appreciate it when people link me to Tempo stories over Facebook. I still lurk on Jalopnik, so I don't know how I missed this one!