FACT: Run DMC style rapping is and will always be the best style of rapping.

Oh my god I hate the internet.

I nominated it simply because I wanted to post the video of it. Which I will now do again.

Ever heard of a "Totally Integrated Power Module"? If you have lately, odds are it's because you're a Chrysler owner. The obscure-sounding part has reportedly meant expensive repairs for hundreds of owners, a class-action lawsuit, complaints to federal regulators and now an internal investigation by Chrysler…

Jose Banda got what he deserved.

A simple sign stating "Aircraft speed limits enforced by even faster aircraft" would have surely prevented this.

For the male version of the Easy Bake Oven, I would like to remind everyone of the Creepy Crawlers. You would pour some liquid plastic substance into a metal mold, pop the mold into the "Creature Creator" oven and wait for 5-10 minutes (can't remember exactly how long). Then you would use a plastic fork to remove the…

I miss this old Saturday Night Live sketch.

Detroit.

Noted Buzz Killington forcing the harsh, bitter pill of reality down our throats.

CGI, its been all done by CGI. The top secret rendering farm based entirely on analogue computers and cogs and gears of machanical computers. All of it was carefully hidden in a huge cavern behind Mount Rushmoore. There I said it, come and get me NSA or CIA because I'm not in USA.

This week in retardation: Capturing a car jacker is racism.

Let's go do karate in the garage.

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