Jeep 4.0

How can a Segway drive a truck? Come on man. Be serious.

I'm going to have to go with the outer front bearing race for a 1984 Dodge Colt Turbo.

XJ all the way! XJ all the way! XJ all the way!*

What do I win?

"Rick did you feel that?"
"It's alright Dale, that's just shame. You'll get used to it."

I can't stop laughing! HAHAHAHAHA

Don't drink Fireball, but I am willing. Send me a case.

I'm will to give them the benefit of the doubt and presume there's supposed to be a decimal before the last 0. Unfortunately you can't put periods on a license place.

You are correct. This plate passes the "Cool Test" but fails the "Basic Engineering Test".

Correct me if I'm wrong, but 12,100 MW is 12.1 GW. Even if you assume giga=jiga, you're still off by a factor of 10. Right?

Nice. My Counter Strike name is "Welcome to Fantasy Island" and that pic is my spray.

Obligatory

for the soccer mom that wants to be presentable on the weekdays at soccer practice but likes to get a little Winewasted on the weekends with the top down singing mid 90's Jams

Clever girl.

Helicopters. Ice. Hockey. Beautiful scenery.

Followed by a polite apology and reasonable explanation.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."