My mom has BAD dementia. Dad has plenty of $, but Mom’s mind just can’t relate to the price increases. She tried to order a side dish for dinner last week because it was the only thing under $15 on the menu.

Ugh, I just said the same thing.  See also; 2000, 2008, 2012.  Stick to the ping-pong, Susan.

If he really knew the good shit, she wouldn’t need to work, so there’s that.

Now she spends her time harassing AOC.

The success of Tim Hortons has little to do with its quality, and a lot to do with loyalty to a “Canadian” identity that doesn’t exist anymore (mostly referring to the company no longer being Canadian-owned, but also, more philosophically, whatever sense many of us had about being “Canadian” is getting a bit…

Fruit is sweet on it’s own.  By fruit juice that doesn’t have sugar added.  They aren’t hard to find.

(Per PEOPLE, the COVID-19 Recovery Charge was implemented in late 2020 in New York City to support restaurant profit margins. However, the city’s website states that restaurants won’t be able to tack on the recovery charge starting on August 17 of this year.)

I don’t know who or what to believe anymore. I’m fucking done.

Of course not! They aren’t racist!

...your audio is monitored by our AI-powered technology which identifies sounds that indicate trouble, like a scream for example. When a distress signal is identified, you will be asked if you’d like to be connected with a Protect Agent. And if you don’t respond within 10 seconds, you’ll be automatically connected…

So you’re paying to have them listen to your mic 24/7.

Wait...do you think the ISS is connected to the internet in a way that anyone could access? 

I wonder if he finally realized that getting people to switch to a crappy middle seat was the unreasonable thing.

I like window seats on airplanes. One time I was happily seated in my seat and the guy who had the middle seat wanted me to switch seats with his girlfriend who was seated in another middle seat elsewhere so they could sit together. I declined and the guy made it seem like I was being unreasonable. Although he then…

“A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”

The complaint: Women’s armors are clearly designed to make the character look like a wet dream while the male ones are made to look like a power fantasy. We want female armors that are as much a power fantasy as the mens!

Yes, those are the only two choices: frump, or porn model.

“A 2020 National Retail Federation survey found organized retail crime costs more than $700,000 per $1 billion in sales.”

Oh no my seven one-hundredths of one percent what will I dooooooooo

#StopEquatingHomophobiaWithBlacknessChallenge2021

“This unfortunate situation is partly due to the fact that the prevalence of the Delta variant is causing thousands of breakthrough cases in vaccinated people”