WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE HATS?!!??

LOL, my fantasy life is a place where Star Wars fandom isn’t responsible for some of the most entitled gatekeeping babies the internet has ever seen.

Software developer: “Hey, we’re doing a massive Star Wars games with tons of planets to visit, including Tatoonie!”

Star Wars fans: “Fuck you, assholes! We’re sick of Tatoonie! This game that won’t be out for years obviously sucks and we’re sending death threats to your children!”

“Get out of here, Dewey! You don’t want no part of this shit!”

Commenters on the internet declare the movie hot trash despite only seeing the previews and flood online forums everywhere to make sure everyone know they are displeased and their childhoods have been ‘ruined’.

For me, personally, being a kid in the 70's, I’ll never forget Rick Dalton’s turn as Sleestak #3 on that second season Land of the Lost episode. His transformation back to human, even with the admittedly janky effects of the time, still looks great. And that speech he gave Holly about the true nature of orange juice?…

Jack Black as Scout from TF2 is incredibly on-brand.

Demoman and Scout would also be acceptable.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and what not. You didn’t like the game or the show, fine.

But, Jesus, the amount of work that people who don’t like the show have put in over the last several weeks to convince everyone else the show is bad has been staggering.

It’s like all the folks who went out of their way…

I’ll let you know around Xmas, which is probably when someone will gift me the game. I saw one unconfirmed comment to the effect that Sony had to “dumb down” the graphics to run on a PS4 and that there isn’t that much of an improvement on a PS5. Take that with a grain of salt.

But it’s pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove”.

Ugh, I completely forgot about that in my description of  Mt. Laurel in my post. I remember when I was a kid being shocked that Mt. Laurel was involved in a SCOTUS case, and then like “Figures...” when I saw what it was about.

So, Gen X white dude here who grew up in Mt. Laurel from the mid-70's to early 90's. It’s very suburban, middle class, and very white for the most part; think of the shot in Edward Scissorshands where everyone comes home from work at the end of the day in perfect synchronization.

Biden should never be free from criticism, but I’m still not sure who’s more pissed off over his election: the MAGAts or the Jezebel editorial staff.

Dupe post. Sorry. 

It’s such a joy to imagine the mid-20s Kojima sneaking up the volume on his game, trying to get more people to notice it as they strolled through the desolate stretches of the gaming store.

Jesus, I’ve been using computers for almost 30 years and if I learned about Option-Delete/Control-Backspace, I must have forgotten it.

Completely agree. I’m on a Mac like 99% of the time, so I’m Command-Tab, but when I’m working the Windows beat, I’m Team Alt-Tab.

In the name of the Shorti, the Sizzli and the Morning Coffee, amen.

South Jersey here. Don’t even joke about that.

Has anyone addressed the fact that she’s a vampire but she has a mirror reflection?