matt2891
Matt
matt2891

Yeah, I wish it was mine. Some entrepreneurial engineer needs to concoct a potato mini gun that can rapidly load a barrel with a potato and fuel, while firing another barrel and the get it going at a rapid clip.

Word on the street is that he took forty cakes. That’s right, he took 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens, and that’s terrible.

If a biscuit is hard enough you can actually assault someone with it, they need to be jailing whoever made it too.

Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

I really respect how you respond to people with what you consider to be shitty opinions. You stand up for yourself and your staffers, make your position clear, then move on without being punative.

Times they are a changin’.

Cherry Limeade.

Or... the customer could have dined-and-dashed.

Lemon is #1. Burn in hell, Pang!

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Honestly it seems like some of this stuff should be mandatory. We have health classes already, some basic life skills should be right along side it.

More proof that waffles are superior to pancakes. #wafflesrule #pancakesdrool

I don’t know

Nevertheless, she persisted to enact the agenda of a virulently misogynist administration.

*Mike then proceeded to send Gary an itemized bill for the time spent explaining to Gary how the stock-photography business worked. he rounded up to the closets hour.

shoulda made waffles!

I’m not saying Oprah for 2020, but I’m saying Oprah 2020 because MY GOD.

This is obvious posturing on Brazile’s part, but it speaks volumes about the current state of the party that Dem loyalists are willing to throw the Clintons under the bus if it means saving themselves. Which, frankly, I’m totally fine with — the Democrats desperately need to move past the Clintons and their toxic

Because the police do not go on an active man hunt for possession charges. They deal with them as they have the opportunity. I can point to hundreds of thousands of examples of this in my state of Kansas alone, including a time that it has happened to my best friends wife over unpaid medical bills. She went to help a

I don’t know about that. There actually were communist spies working in America during the Red Scare of the 40s and 50s but a lot of innocent lives were ruined by people running going nutso with the fingerpointing. I would like to think there is a happy medium between ruining people’s lives based on hearsay and rumor