Trauma nurse here. Allow me to begin, and tell you why everything you just stated is so monumentally wrong, and it flies in the face of actual reason and reality.

Preservation of life and limb shall always be prioritized over modesty. When I’m performing chest compressions, I do not think, “Wait, I can see their…

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

Baptist here. Fuck these people. They’re the most anti-Christ, anti-works, anti-goodness motherfuckers on the planet. These reactive, power- and cash-driven assholes all but drove me from the faith, and I have to believe that they’d have driven Christ to cleanse their temples with a fucking AK.

The fact that she was lucid and cogent 10% of the time while on Fox News placed her so far ahead of the curve there that it got “centrists” all excited that she was some sort of figure who could unite both sides of the political divide. This shows why grading on a curve in real life is a terrible idea.

You’ve sat behind me at every place I’ve ever worked, haven’t you?

Out of curiosity, what is it you’d argue? Bill was a political opportunist who, now that hes accomplished everything his ambition wanted, can now admit that the 94 crime bill was wrong. Point being, I’d argue he knew it was wrong at the time but cared more about being reelected than doing the right thing. So, like I…

SO MR CRANE, YOU CAN POSITIVELY IDENTIFY THE DEFENDANTS, FOR A MOMENT OF TWO SECONDS, LOOKING TRU DIS DIRTY WINDOW, DIS CRUD-COVERED SCREEN, ALL DESE TWEES, WIT ALL DESE LEAVES ON DEM, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY BUSHES...

Trump’s not worried because perjury apparently doesn’t mean anything anymore. Trump’s got his “loyalists” running the DOJ, and the GOP is fine with treason, espionage, lying, cheating, stealing, etc. as long as they retain power.

Reminds me of Jack in the Box... a little

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

It was only awkward because she ambushed him. And he didn’t know her. And she persisted after being very clearly and openly denied a hug.

Gun control laws definitely aren’t part of the problem, guys. People in the comment section told me so.

I have no idea why you’d blame that on Cornel West or Colin Kaepernick, a lot of Black people didn’t see how voting would make a difference to them and that’s on the Clinton campaign, not Cornel West or anyone else. It’s also not the bloody point when we’re discussing yet another cop getting off at trial. The entire…

As a minor point - she STILL didn’t hold up a sword to fight racism - that sword was held up for goofs & giggles a year ago, and had nothing to do with this.

You may not like your allies, but publicly shaming and humiliating them for supporting you is widely seen as a dick move.

OK, I give. Who invited him in the first place. He didn’t start being a regressive racist shitbag last month.

Trying to find out what somebody’s credit score for a relationship is a bit silly. If you can’t find out if they’re responsible in other ways then you got a bigger problem. I’ve known people with great credit scores that were irresponsible in other aspects of their lives and treated their SOs badly. An honest…

“According to a police summary, Crawford was in the back seat of a car. Two women were in the car with him. The car was heading east on Salisbury, approaching Blair Avenue near Hyde Park, when the gun went off.”

I’d like my opposition party to be more concerned about the lives of their constituents than their electoral chances, but that’s just me.