It was such a lazy-cop-out response. You could literally say ‘Who gives a shit’ to just about any problem, great or small. The universe is uncaring chaos and entropy will eventually wipe away any semblance of our existence. Because of that, its easy to say ‘who cares’ to just about anything. And keep in mind, Fuck Up…

Epilogue always gets me. Especially when Batman offers Ace his hand. That’s like end-of-the-Iron-Giant level waterworks right there. 

I hope “The Goon” gets made, with Paul Giamatti and Clancy Brown voicing it. The proof-of-concept short they did for it was phenomenal.

Hell yes its a mess. I was looking forward to it and on Wednesday, I went onto my phone to the Google Play store to download an app. When i clicked on HBO Max, it instead brought up the screen for HBO Now with a prompt to upgrade the app. So I did, thinking, cool, its just going to port over everything. Easy Peasy.…

Man, I’d love to but I have yet to see any of the Asian restaurants in my area reopen. My go-to favorite one has been closed for over a month now and I really fear they may not reopen. 

I wouldn’t waste my breath arguing, getting very strong libertarian-capitalist-boot-licker vibes from them...

The problem is that restaraunts that were designed to primarily make the majority of their money through dine-in sales and either didn’t offer delivery at all or only did minimal delivery business are suddenly having to completely change their business model through no real fault of their own.

Also, if you can do it, do curbside pick up. 

I mean, that’s great and all, but its not indicative of a lot of the stuff I’ve seen. Of course Cali seems to be taking corona virus a lot more seriously than other states as well.

So, kind of like somewhere in the middle, like a solid Kevin Smith, i.e.- kinda cool but undeniably geeky.

If people stayed away from each other, but theres a golf course near where I work that I pass by frequently and over the last several weeks, I’ve seen clusters of people, sans masks, out playing golf, definitely closer than 6 feet from each other. 

On a scale of The Fonz to Wesley Crusher, how nerdy are they?

Ah nerdy love...

I’ve seen golf courses operating this whole time. Is it wrong of me to secretly hope all the rich fuckers who’ve been flouting social distancing get this shit?

I mean, in their defense, this was probably conceptualized, reviewed, approved, sent for production and actually made months ago before any of this happened. 

Just check around on whatever various streaming platforms you have. I think I came across it originally on Netflix but may not be on there anymore. (also, if you want some more animatronic-pizza-chain creepiness, check out the short horror film ‘The Hug’ on Hulu. Its like 7 minutes and its great.) Although, I have to…

Oh, i know that. Its just the getting past the ‘world ending’ plague part that I don’t like. I know The Stand is ranked as one of, if not THE, best King book, but its just a hard one to get through for me. 

Oh, you think hand sanitizer is your ally. But you merely adopted the Purell; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see soap until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING when it got into my eyes! The sani-wipes betray you, because they belong to me!

This seems like a good time to mention that you should watch The Rock-a-Fire Explosion, a documentary about Showbiz Pizza, which was the precursor chain that eventually morphed into Chuck E Cheeses. If you think the current gen animatronics used at Chuck E Cheese are unsettling, you ought to watch this and take a…

Has he reached the point where he elevates to a higher level of being?