But you also have to figure in about damage to the reputation and how that is going to affect the business, especially if orders are fucked up, not delivered at all, or drivers deliver inferior food from another restaurant or warehouse like the lady in the story said. I think the benefits do not outweigh the lack of…

Between this, and the whole deal with them taking large cuts of tips of their drivers, I wouldn’t use these apps. Not to mention they’re fucking expensive as hell and sometimes you’re doubling what you’d pay for the privilege of having something delivered. I’d rather take half and hour and just pick up at the…

Jesus. To hell with civil suits. If these sites are putting restaurants on their apps to order from and then collecting money for orders that were never placed with the actual restaurant, that sounds like fraud to me. Start throwing out some criminal charges and see how fast they scramble to find a solution to this. 

Cheap-ass low quality food, playing the odds with volume of customers, reusing leftovers, and a devil-may-care attitude with health codes?

Just don’t mix up your pee with someone elses...

Not to bag on you, but you realize you don’t have to have peed first in order to wash your hands right? I mean, if you want to take a whiz first, you do you, but its not necessary. 

Not going to lie, the whole ‘if you’re thirsty, you’re already dehydrated’ thing sounds dumb as hell.

Instead of being stored in a place where they’d be safe, they’re in a delicate, dangly little sac that flops around every which way, leaving them in critical danger from zippers or footballs or fireworks.

Just in time for an incredibly contentious election year to boot! We all gon’ die!

Ha-ha! a rich person abusing their wealth to scare the shit out of someone less rich than them with frivolous legal threats! Such a goddamn laugh riot that...

This is unsurprising coming from the land that is basically the real-world equivalent of the Shire. 

Is it meth? I bet it's meth...

Aaaaaand the other shoe finally drops...

On particularly stressful days, I’ve been known to joke about requesting an at-desk mini bar, but yeah, all things equal, being even slightly tiddly at my job would not make it go any better and would probably make things that much worse. 

The whole concept of ‘office culture’ is such bullshit. What the fuck ever happened to just doing your fucking job well and leaving it at that. Now, apparently you have to be buddy-buddy with people you’re already spending 8+ hours a day with after hours and shit. I have no reason to be more than polite and…

I think even if he hadn’t ingested any of the tea at all, he’d still have a case, because, y’know, finding a federally controlled substance in your tea. If I get a burger from McDonalds and before I take the first bite I find a razor blade in in, or a baggie of percoset, or [insert totally inappropriate item of your…

I mean, we have had KFC buffets in the states (although they are a disappearing breed) but I’ll give it to Japan, $12 for all you can drink booze is a game changer. 

Slowly our corollaries compound on each other, resulting in exponentially larger bowls until we make a bowl big enough to destroy the world!

Corollary to this: Always use a bigger bowl than you think you need when preparing a salad. 

I’m pretty sure he’d have a case even if he actually didn’t get high.