I’m with you on this. It’s kind of similar to the idea that if you don’t label something in a communal fridge at work with your name its fair game, which is a total bullshit idea.

Your daddy was a vibrator?

I really really really don’t get why its even a thing for bartenders to drink on the job at all, anywhere. Like I know that some people do it to be nice, or because the the communal nature of getting fucked up, but especially in this day and age where bartenders should be more aware of things like whether a customer…

Yeah, I concur. I’m going to say the degree to which you forgive and forget or write off the place is going to be in direct proportion to the type of screw up we’re talking about. The subpar service the LW mentioned I think can definitely be chalked up to a place being slammed while everyone is still a little green…

I used to work for a Shoney’s back in the day as a short-order cook. And I was entitled to a free burger per shift, plus I could eat off the hot bar and salad bar for $2/week off of my check. All in all, not a bad deal. Of course, the burger i was supposed to get was supposed to be bare bones: one pattie, one slice of…

First thing I thought of:

Thanks for the info. What a let down, all that and it's not even marginally healthier than a beef Patty. Not even fewer calories. I'll probably still try one just for curiosity's sake but I definitely won't be asking for it on a regular basis.

That sounds like a very good sandwich. 

The Veep finale was flawless. One of the best send offs for a show I’ve seen in a long time or ever, and the fact that Selina more or less just gave up whatever shred of decency she might have had left in her to get the presidency felt just so, so right for the show, including the final betrayal of Gary, which remains…

I’m oddly excited about this. I’ve been wanting to try an Impossible burger for a while but because of where I live getting one has been, well, not impossible, but certainly very difficult. I don’t see myself ever going completely vegetarian (and certainly not vegan) but I do want to reduce my meat consumption for…

I’m going to say that if you’re either concerned enough about disposable plastic to reuse Ziplock bags or don’t have the money to constantly be buying them, the better option is to try to buy some Tupperware (or off brand stuff) that is easier to wash and dry and sturdier too. That being said, when storing some things…

work the shaft

P-E-N-I-S, Penis makes the very best...

Should we just assume it was creme filled?

From what I can see of the 12th Amendment, which is the only part of the constitution that explicitly deals with presidential elections, there is nothing in the text that this law runs afoul of. There is precious little that specifically outlines limitations on running for president, but, and here is the kicker, there…

I was always a fan of using illegal fireworks left over from the Fourth of July to blow our jack-o-lanterns to kingdom come. 

Brought to you by a grant from the Mom Institute of Libation Facts. Or MILF, for short. When you think about research around red wine, think MILF. 

I can get behind that. I will say this much, being approached by police is generally anxiety inducing though and it might have been a better play for them to sit up like a sidewalk table and let people approach them instead. 

Yep. I like that. It means you have 6 relatively mild Halloweens followed by a 7th that you can really let loose on.

An alternate proposal “The Jack-O-Lantern Challenge”: Each individual household gets to celebrate Halloween for however long they can get a jack-o-lantern to last prior to Oct. 31st.