Like, I never really got why it was acceptable for bartenders to be bought drinks anyway. You’re on the fucking job. Yes, i know people are trying to be generous and what not, but, you’re working. Literally no other job, aside from maybe exotic dancer, is it ok for some random customer to just give you booze. 

I said what I’m going to say in [a private] caucus [meeting Wednesday]. And also in thinly veiled pot shots in major publications.That’s where this is appropriate.”

I mean, aside from a general manager, who the hell is going to know exactly how much a part of the total cost of an entree one individual element of it costs? and even then, you’re dealing in bulk a lot of times. If you take the chicken off, they’re probably paying X amount of dollars for a case of chicken breasts,…

Hate to break it to you but, uh, little sis ain’t a vegetarian if she’s eating meat of any kind.

For tips done on the app, then yeah I’d say don’t tip, since apparently the driver isn’t going to see it anyway (or rather, its not the additional money you assume they will be getting).

So, the fee you pay upfront to for the order isn’t covering the pay of the drivers at all then. That’s shitty. 

Take this with a grain of salt, but I’ve also heard that the danger of salmonella from raw eggs is primarily from the shells. That is supposedly the part of the egg that has salmonella on it, and so long as you crack an egg properly and quickly and the insides to really touch the outside of the shell, then your risk…

*whispers ‘Valhalla!’ to himself while eating traditional cookie dough*

I mean, when you think about it, if they’re not shoving bamboo wedges under thier nails, they’re downright being hospitable to them!

Sorry, you must have missed my snark in my response. I’m well versed in Blues Brother’s trivia.

A little pricey but then again, part of what is being paid for is convenience. And I think you may be underestimating the degree that some people don’t even want to put in the effort to order a cake from one place and pizza from another.

Is there a difference?

Yeah, really was kind of kicking them while they’re down wasn’t it?

Counterpoint: Chris Christie.

*cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*

Half-assing the renaming of these schools isn’t a great way to show students and families who protested the name that you actually empathize with their frustrations.

Ok, Adolf Hilter School for Friendship and Tolerance made me laugh. 

And, here is the deal, I kind of have a beef with the idea that anyone with an active duty member of the household is exempt, because in my experience, some of the most war-mongery people (and who vote accordingly) tend to be people that are either active duty military or spent a lot of time in the military. So that…

And again, the world is not exactly overflowing with tons of homeless shelters and soup kitchens. Outside of major population centers/big cities, medium to small cities and towns might be lucky if they have one such organization that can provide some level of relief for the homelessness. Typically when people try to…

Homeless shelters and soup kitchens are not nearly as plentiful as you imagine them, they are chronically underfunded, and that means that even in areas that do have them, they are not open for long stretches. There are many areas that don’t have much of any sort of resources for homeless people. Your dumbass,…