I feel like you do most things on weed:

I mean, correlation is not causation but...

I’m surprised and dismayed that ‘no mayo/light (as in ‘amount of’) mayo’ isn’t in the top 10. If you order any kind of sandwich from fastfood or even more allegedly respectable restaurants and it comes with mayo on it, and you don’t make a point to specify you either don’t want any mayo or you want it used in a…

First thing I thought of:

This sounds suspiciously like someone might have helped themselves to this lady’s wine and then when they were about to be found out concocted this bizarre alternate scenario. I mean, damn, even loan-sharky ‘EZ credit’ auto dealers give you at least a couple of chances to get your account right before they repo your…

The Mantis Shrimp is not impressed. Call Mantis Shrimp when you can make water boil with your fist:

I think the trajectory the world’s taken in the last few years has caused a lot of people to sort of give up on senseless hating on things that are benign. Obviously not everyone, there are still people that hate in the very scary meaning of that word, and there are still people that carry a torch for snarking on…

1) McD’s mushroom swiss burger was pretty decent, if they were going to ax something I can think of probably half a dozen other items that were more worthy of going by by.

No, no, no. I’m not saying they have to do this specifically. The way the bill’s language reads, it is very, very, VERY broad, meaning that the Satanic Temple could do any number of things that would put them at odds with the state government or any number of local governments, provoking them into essentially breaking…

Do Republicans not work-shop their soundbites before rolling them out?

I was thinking this bill is almost custom designed to be trolled hard by the Satanic Temple.

I’d imagine that also earlier in the day there are less excuses for any infractions found. If they’re inspecting a restaurant when they first open or even before they open, then i’d think that is when the restaurant should theoretically be at its most clean and organized before the hectic-ness of serving customers…

If Pharma wants to play the ‘we have to gouge on drug prices in order to fund future research’ then we damn well ought to make them cough up the receipts. Show us exactly how much of each dollar in revenue you make on a drug goes to research. My thought is that if we call their bluff then they’re going to get very…

I hope to god they upgrade the bathrooms in the hotel, maybe install industrial grade bidets. 

Gonna have to agree: If you didn’t want to pay for the entree that was late, then you should have 86'd it when you were given the opportunity. They gave you free dessert (which given that most restaurant desserts start out around $5, and you got two of them, the restaurant is already eating $10 at least right there),…

True. And of course the Boomers went through their spin with this in the 60's. The thing is, we can very clearly track this pattern (hell, there is an example somewhere where ancient Greek philosophers were bitching about kids these days what with their fancy ‘writing things down rather than committing everything to…

I do. And I hear a lot of ‘kids these days’ shit too. If it was tempered with ‘back in the day... I did some really stupid shit that is very similar to what you’re doing now, learn from my fuck ups’ then it would be one thing, but like I said, rose colored glasses. A lot of the ‘back in my day’ stuff I hear is then…

No Eddie from Fraiser? For shame...

Nah. Pass. I don’t like cheese that has been sitting next to something that is wet. It gets all slimy. Cheese and fruit can go well together but they need to be combined immediately before consumption of each individual bit (like putting cheese plus a piece of fruit on a cracker or something). Mixing them together in…

Well that makes you more self-aware than a lot of older folks. There’s plenty of people that look back at their misbegotten youth with the rosiest of rose colored glasses and you couldn’t pull an admission that they were ever dumb-ass, insufferable little shits once upon a time, out of them with a damn Sherman tank.