1) McD’s mushroom swiss burger was pretty decent, if they were going to ax something I can think of probably half a dozen other items that were more worthy of going by by.

No, no, no. I’m not saying they have to do this specifically. The way the bill’s language reads, it is very, very, VERY broad, meaning that the Satanic Temple could do any number of things that would put them at odds with the state government or any number of local governments, provoking them into essentially breaking…

Do Republicans not work-shop their soundbites before rolling them out?

I was thinking this bill is almost custom designed to be trolled hard by the Satanic Temple.

I’d imagine that also earlier in the day there are less excuses for any infractions found. If they’re inspecting a restaurant when they first open or even before they open, then i’d think that is when the restaurant should theoretically be at its most clean and organized before the hectic-ness of serving customers…

If Pharma wants to play the ‘we have to gouge on drug prices in order to fund future research’ then we damn well ought to make them cough up the receipts. Show us exactly how much of each dollar in revenue you make on a drug goes to research. My thought is that if we call their bluff then they’re going to get very…

I hope to god they upgrade the bathrooms in the hotel, maybe install industrial grade bidets. 

Gonna have to agree: If you didn’t want to pay for the entree that was late, then you should have 86'd it when you were given the opportunity. They gave you free dessert (which given that most restaurant desserts start out around $5, and you got two of them, the restaurant is already eating $10 at least right there),…

True. And of course the Boomers went through their spin with this in the 60's. The thing is, we can very clearly track this pattern (hell, there is an example somewhere where ancient Greek philosophers were bitching about kids these days what with their fancy ‘writing things down rather than committing everything to…

I do. And I hear a lot of ‘kids these days’ shit too. If it was tempered with ‘back in the day... I did some really stupid shit that is very similar to what you’re doing now, learn from my fuck ups’ then it would be one thing, but like I said, rose colored glasses. A lot of the ‘back in my day’ stuff I hear is then…

No Eddie from Fraiser? For shame...

Nah. Pass. I don’t like cheese that has been sitting next to something that is wet. It gets all slimy. Cheese and fruit can go well together but they need to be combined immediately before consumption of each individual bit (like putting cheese plus a piece of fruit on a cracker or something). Mixing them together in…

Well that makes you more self-aware than a lot of older folks. There’s plenty of people that look back at their misbegotten youth with the rosiest of rose colored glasses and you couldn’t pull an admission that they were ever dumb-ass, insufferable little shits once upon a time, out of them with a damn Sherman tank. 

At what point are we just going to fucking call a spade a spade and say that Pelosi, Hoyer, Schumer and the rest are full of shit and all their quasi-tough talk about holding Trump and Co. accountable is at best empty posturing to keep their die-hard supporters appeased/stave off primary challengers and at worst is…

Potential solution that gets you out of there without ratting out your server: the ol’ tried and true fake phone call emergency. Have someone else at your table discretely ring your phone with theirs, fake answer it, ‘Oh god? Really? We just sat down but we’re coming RIGHT NOW!’ apologize profusely, leave the waitress…

Remind me again why we ever thought Pelosi should have gotten the Speaker Job back? Has anyone reminded her that pithy one-liners during a pre-conference do not carry the force of law?

Some of the ‘millenials are the worst’ shit that gets thrown around is truly dumb-ass ageism, but at the same time, I’m on board in that there does seem to be an age in your early to mid-20's where a lot of people just fucking suck at their jobs. 

Honestly, most foods, when you really think about it, would have taken someone exceptionally bold/stupid/hungry to be the first person to try it. Can you imagine the first person to milk a cow? “Here, let me go grab on to the teats of this large hooved monster and tug on them and then lets drink whatever comes out”.

You jest, but yeah, that is kind of how shitty studies like this actually fucking work. 

Hmmm. Its very odd all the people that are suddenly fed up with ‘electability’ considering I remember very clearly hearing about how much Clinton was the ‘more electable’ candidate in 2016. That was one of the main talking points of the Clintonistas all through the primary. “Sander’s can’t win in the general. The…