While not ‘high’ in this sense, this reminds me of coming home to a roomate that put on a pot of water for Ramen noodles while drunk, then passed out and it was only by luck or Providence that I just so happened to arrive home mere minutes after the final bit of water boiled out of the pot and before it caused a fire. 

Personally, I blame the Champagne region of France for kicking this stupid bullshit off all those years ago, when they made a big deal about getting all territorial over what is champagne and making everything else go by the term ‘sparkling wine’. 

The lead singer of Smashmouth needs to be in on this too. 

Yep, thanks for adding in call-center work. While we’re floating fake laws that will never be realized, I’d also like to propose that all upper and middle management at any given company in a service industry has to do a mandatory month of customer-service work a year. Every year. For their entire tenure in their…

The should have taken the PBR-approach and just leaned into their general suckitude and try to hoover up the ironic-drinker dollars. 

Footage of animal control trying to catch the cassowary:

Here’s your friendly reminder that these things are basically just dinosaurs a little further up the evolutionary chain.

You know how people will occasionally float the idea of mandatory military service for all young people, ala’ Israel? Fuck that noise. You want to teach kids some damn life lessons, work ethic and camraderie, make them work some form of service industry job for two years straight (I personally went through food…

Why would she have the same sense of urgency? She isn’t going to be around to reap the consequences of her foot dragging and in-action.

Its almost like fields that require you to tamp down legitimate criticism and force you to cater to people without any expectation for them to treat you with any professionalism or politeness, it causes severe mental issues. 

Seems legit. 

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For a while I was obsessed with watching the trailer to Max Max: Fury Road. The movie itself was fantastic, an instant classic, but I have to say, this trailer might be one of the more perfect trailers for a movie I’ve ever seen. It blends the clips of the movie perfectly with the music (first half is ‘Brothers in…

Generally speaking, not a fan of blanket bans, but I feel like this one is ok. It appears they tried to deal with this without having to go this route to no avail. Also, the kids were acting like what is known in legalistic terms as ‘little shits’. 

Honestly, this is a good thing. After a lackluster showing for Solo, I was beginning to become afraid that we’re going through a little bit of SW’s fatigue. Some time off from movies might be a good call to let everyone recharge their batteries so to speak. And its not like its even going to be the end of any new…

Honestly, I came to do the same but I really can’t be made I got beaten to the punch on it. 

Are they in trouble or something? I mean I know they’re not as ubiquitous as McDonalds or Burger King, but I thought they were a pretty strong chain. Like bigger than merely regional but not exactly national just yet. 

Came for the steamed hams reference, was not disappointed.

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localised entirely within your kitchen?