pair it with a nice Capri Sun mimosa and we’re set!

Businesses will most likely have to pay some form of a payroll tax to help fund this, but because it would apply pretty much to all businesses, including many that may not currently offer health insurance, the overall burden would be spread out much further. Also factor in to this that even a right wing think tank…

You don’t have to shop on the private market for firefighters when your house burns down, and there’s no reason you should have to when you break a leg.

I’m conflicted. The damage to the restaurant is definitely real, and the woman definitely made a mistake, but at the same time, it seems like she made her statement in good faith (i.e. she actually believed it at the time). I’m always leery about having too lax standards for things like libel and defamation. I think…

Part art project, part political statement, complete and total waste of perfectly good cheese...

She is, she’s an charter school zealot. 

It must be said: patches of wild weed growing isn’t exactly uncommon.

In a way, I hope the GOP wastes the next year and a half trying to kill the ACA. We already have a public that is primed to want M4A and got royally pissed the last time the GOP tried to repeal and replace. Another protracted battle over healthcare might actually be a boon to Democrats going into 2020. And at the end…

*meanwhile over at the Onion offices*

The one and only drawback of mushrooms is that whole ‘you’d better know exactly the difference between different types otherwise you might fatally poison yourself’ thing. 

It would be an interesting idea. But ultimately, I think trying to fix America writ large’s dietary woes through punitive taxes is a fundamentally flawed idea. While personal choice does play a role into what people eat, you also have to take a hard look at the economic realities of many people and understand that…

I mean, really, show me any version of some over complicated meat substitute that rocks it harder than grilled mushrooms.

And here I thought they just used unclaimed lost children harvested from their theme parks as human guinea pigs. 

If they ever open up franchising for this, it would be worth it for someone to open a location and then deliberately not offer lasagna just to watch people lose their fucking minds over it. 

All the menu item names make no sense and where the description of the dish would be it only ever says “Caption This!”

How about a Leghorns theme restaurant, where wait staff deliberately try to push the buttons of married couples until they either divorce or engage in a public display of domestic violence.

Come for Happy Hour where you can pelt Binky the Clown with tomatoes!

*Rest of the 2020 pack shuffle a quarter inch to the left on Israel*

Given how frilly kale is, this makes sense. I’d imagine some things like cabbage and artichokes are also at risk of this, given the layers they have. 

No. I don’t know what the obsession is with turning food into fucking foams, but I just don’t get it. Like it just does not seem appealing at all. The one exception is whip cream and thats pretty much it.