It’s my understanding that in most states, only certain types of employees may be ‘tipped’ employees that are paid below the minimum wage. Typically things like servers and bartenders. Other types of workers that are not considered ‘servers’ have to be paid at least minimum wage. That is why I think they may have done…

“What was that faint yelp, off in the distance?”

We’ll just bullshit the whole thing and say you’re ahead of the curve. 

Dianoga sashimi (actually octopus)

Ah fuck it. I’ll give you a mulligan on this because I’m sure before I die Disney will probably own the rights to HGttG as well.

Partner with Denny’s and have a ‘That’s Not A Moon’ Over My Hammies...

He also has the ability to create his own buzz. That message involves bringing people together and solving problems.

Serve a bowl of really thick Asian noodles and call them Taun Taun innards.

Whatever-That-Shit-Was-That-Yoda-Fed-Luke-On-Dagoba

Obi-Scone-Kenobi

*psst* Wrong sci-fi epic!

If you can’t buy some fucking blue milk there, then it will all be a colossal waste!

I proudly support the right of women to be just as fucking dumb and bigoted as men!

Yep. Rehabilitate, don’t incarcerate.

Congrats on passing this bill that will only go on to die in the Senate.

Good point, Ollie North!

PizzaPizza! MalwareMalware!

It’s not like I was going to Wendy’s much anyway (their burgers are awful) but now I just have one more thing to add to my list. 

How badass is beer yeast?

Jesus Christ. You want to talk about delusional, lets talk about the people that think that there are anywhere close to enough moderate Republicans left in the Senate to pass an ostensibly Democratic piece of legislation. Forget Trump for a second (even though its doubtful he’d ever give Democrats a win), McConnell…