So they’re pissy they ate left-overs?

You could say their clever stunt was...foiled. I’ll see myself out. 

Yep, an absolute travesty that ‘small family owned Mexican restaurants that only have one location and do not advertise at all’ didn’t sweep this.

“Today on show and tell, I’d like to tell about how God hates me.”

Gonna be fucking hard as hell for his friends to make a taunt that rhymes with Phineas Gage...

A living wage is obviously going to be flexible depending on context and geography but yes, I agree with much of what you say. It should at the bare minimum allow for adequate shelter, food, access to health care, access to reliable transportation, and the ability to save money, both in the short term for smaller…

I mean its a crap shoot. A lot are professional and prompt but typically if I’m going third party through Amazon I stick to Prime sellers because at least they are supposed to hit a certain mark in terms of how they act to get that certification. 

“Extree! Extree! Publicly toadying sycophant remains consistent behind closed doors! Read all about it!”

“We were unsure about this one item you listed...bologna sauce? Did you mean bolognese sauce?”

The short answer is because our political culture is cannibalistic and a lot of people at the top are constantly playing all sides, all the time.

*fills out insurance form*

Unless they got a confession out of her, how do they have the proof that she at almost 10 grand worth of ham? I mean, did they have video footage of the illicit snacking? And that begs the larger question: why did they let it go on for so long? You’d think that after the fist thousand dollars worth of ham went missing…

Probably one of his all time greatest bits...

I’ll admit when Aldi’s first started popping up years ago they were generally kind of shitty. The food quality was not great, even for store brand stuff, checking out and bagging was a nightmare. Since then I can say that they’ve upped their game on a lot of fronts while keeping what made them appealing in the first…

Shots are largely to get shit faced quickly. They have their purpose but I agree with Gwen that the ‘gourmet’ shot is a waste of money given how it’s taken. 

The Haribo reviews are pure art. 

Now granted, I’ve had some fucking horrendous experiences with third party sellers on Amazon and elsewhere. Shit like order something, they say it ships, i contact them multiple times, yeah yeah it shipped it shipped, three months go by and nothing. Or they just quietly refund my money when I’m not looking. 

Wise words. Far too often we only seem to want to get our bullhorns out for negative stuff and we never use the same energy or platforms to lift up people and places that do good work. This doesn’t just apply to the restaurant industry. 

Did not realize Miller was Jewish, which is just...wow. You’d think if anyone would get the importance of being a refugee in a strange land...

I’m honestly impressed he has the mental faculties to be able to keep up with anniversaries at all, really.