I feel like the Texans could have gotten more/given up less to trade Osweiler, but they sent him to Cleveland as punishment.

Yeah, because highly competitive pro athletes should be in the business of tanking seasons to get a top Prospect while robbing fans of their money by putting a dogshit product on the floor.

Correction: Unspeakably bad at PROFESSIONAL football. Let’s not forget what he did in college just because he’s being enabled to act in the same capacity as a circus clown.

No-douche. Anyone effectively trolling Dan Snyder is great. The (not) GM doing it publicly while seeming to not give a shit is legendary.

How is my son better at football than Tony’s kid (same age)? Do I have a QB gene I don’t know about (never played football)? Is it stronger than Romo’s (or his collar bone)? Or is my son just an athletic outlier in a family tree of talented, yet underachieving amateur golfers?

The best part is (reportedly) that manager Scott Servais paid for an hour, but 3B Kyle Seager enjoyed the shenanigans so much that he paid for an extra 1-2 hours. Spring training is the best.

And then when you get out, you now have access to an education through the “Post 9/11 GI Bill”. Along with a 100% funded higher or trade “education”, you receive stipends for “housing” (which vary based on your geographic location) and “books.” This fully subsidized “education” will give you “access “to higher paying…

Florida under water... is that really a bad thing?

“I’m Carmelo Anthony?”

If you have to be defensive about your point before you state your point, then you don’t whole heartedly agree with your point.

The same could be said about everyone who writes for the New Yorker.

You mention that both his pretend grooming actions took several minutes. What were you doing in the bathroom for many several minutes that didn’t involve being in stall looking at your phone?

You win

Or dunking his D in anything that moved.

The crowd would be Louder Than Love.

I’m gonna start a metal band and name it J-52.

I was a TS/FC in a EA-6B squadron. My typical response when my wife asks me a question is “huh?”

“That was an explosion of cheese”: Same statement someone makes 15 minutes after eating Fenway nachos.